Greetings from nienna
A place for me to muse, rant and mutter to herself.
Remember that these are my thoughts and may not always jive with your own. Note: This blog contains Adult Material and is not suited for those under 18 years of age.
nienna
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So this morning i get up, late seeing as it's my only day off to sleep in. i go upstairs and sit with Ice and C to have morning coffee, a Sunday ritual at our house. Plans for the day included weeding and cleaning up the back garden to plant the new flowers. Normally i hate gardening but i had promised i would help. The day promised to be sunny and lovely out. A tad cool for this time of year but what the hell. i'm not about the whine that its a lil cool if its sunny out.
So i go to change for outside, a bikini top and shorts to work on my tan. When i realize i have to shave my legs. This is my beef. Why oh why, if God meant for woman to have smooth, silky soft legs, did He make hair grow there? Does He not realize what a major pain in the ass it is to have to shave every other day. Did cavewoman shave her legs? Hell no! Did caveman gripe about it? Likely not i'm thinking. Oh sure you can wax, but do you know how painful that is? Ugh!!! i spend a fortune every month on razors and shaving cream. The good razers, the Venus ones, to make sure my legs are silky soft and smooth. And the good shaving cream, the Gillette stuff with aloe and smells like berries. i dont think its fair that we as women have to endure this constant torture for the sake of society. But hey, my legs are soft and smooth and smell nice. So for a day or 2 i wont hear Ice gripin that i have "wookie" legs. So what if i do, His legs are hairy and do i complain? Nope, not a word. Wonder what would happen if i did though.
Shall i even start about shaving down there? Ok sure lets go for it. Personally that isnt a big issue for me. i prefer my "cooch" being smooth and hair free. i think its cleaner and much more comfortable. i dont understand those women who feel the need to grow their own panties. Yuck!! my only real complaint is the odd time i happen to knick myself. Ever have a shaving knick on the top of your clit ladies? Come on now, dont lie. You know you have. Stings like a sonofabitch dont it? But its the price we pay to keep our Men happy. Although i cant blame that on Ice, as it drives me insane after only a couple of days as well and i have to trim up again.
Anywho!!
The garden looks lovely though. Still a few bare spots to fill in with flowers but we ran out for today so that will be a project for next weekend. i weeded my little heart out i did. Ice was laughing at me when the cat got out and i chased her down, or spraying me with the hose. He was busy too today. He and N spent the day cleaning out the fish pond. They completely drained it and scrubbed it down. i have to admit they did a great job. Even added a little hideaway for the fish with a few stones from the garden.
So tonight its a hot shower and curled up with the Wolf and a movie. Sounds like a plan to me. After being outside all day and on the go it will be nice to relax before bed and work again on Monday. And so for now my rantings are done.
